Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Excuses

1. I was called up by the Intergalactic Space Service to squash a rebellion on Zornab III.
2. I’ve been busy shooting my latest Gangsta Zydeco video.
3. I got lost in the back yard and just now found the way back to the house.
4. I built a time machine out of a DeLorean, but forgot the battery for the return readout.
5. I’ve been testing T-Mobile’s 1,500 Anytime Minutes plan.
6. I’ve been on hold with the DMV.
7. I was in DISC training. (In case anyone knows AND cares, I’m an IS, which probably explains the whole Chatty-Kathy thing, not to mention why I get bored so easily, and why I really, REALLY need people to like me, and don’t like to plan and love attention and …)

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