Thursday, August 25, 2005

Who told her she was old enough to snark?

So, there I am. Minding my own business for a change. Driving the Youngest Aardvark Child to school.

"Hey, you're sister called me last night."


"Yeah. She was telling me all about her crazy speech teacher. She said this guy showed up 10 minutes late to class and when he got there he was bald with a comb-over, and was wearing this purple and orange striped shirt, red suspenders, multi-colored toe socks and sandals. Then he spent the rest of the class period telling jokes. Bad jokes. She said she only understood about half of them and those were really lame."

"Well, she ought to be used to that."





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