Friday, August 27, 2004

LittleA - Social Vampire

Y'all know what a Social Vampire is, right? Someone who can suck the life out of any conversation.

It happened to me the other night. Sometimes my weirdness just gets the best of me.

So, the waiter is at the table taking our drink orders, and the lady a couple of seats down says, "Bring me a ..." followed by a long pause.

Pop Quiz. What NATURALLY comes next?

Anyone?

Anyone?

"Shrubbery" says I. (hint - highlight with your mouse to see)

I don't know what was worse, the looks I got or having to explain it. It's not NEARLY as funny when it has to be explained ... trust me.

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