Monday, April 26, 2004

Dude, I think I have a buzz

Not nearly as many buzz words as I expected at the manager's meeting today. Every department head gave a presentation. (I got to sit quietly and listen) The only REAL shocker of the day was that the IT guy didn't use even ONE buzz word. Who'd a thunk it?

Buzz words and phrases used exactly once:

Go live
Process improvements
In-sourcing
In the pipeline
On a go-forward basis
Proactive
Strategize
Oar in the water

Buzz words and phrases used exactly twice:

Transition
Ahead of the curve
Skill set
Skin in the game

And the daily winner, with five usages:

Metrics

(Isn't that a European techno group?)

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