Tuesday, March 23, 2004

Reason # 31 why my advertising career never took off

You know the Marine commercials where a guy climbs a mountain or fights a monster and at the end he stands up straight and morphs into a Marine in dress uniform? And the very last thing you see before they cut away to the verbage is his ceremonial sword snapping up to his shoulder? It seems to me the next thing you should see is his right arm falling off like the black knight from the Holy Grail.

I know, I know. I'm a sick, sick man.

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